by doug=caesar July 27, 2011
Get the Cactus smacking mug.1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.
2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.
Cara: Huh?
Doctor: You have vaginitis.
2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!
Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
Cara: Huh?
Doctor: You have vaginitis.
2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!
Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
Get the Red Cactus mug.Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.
Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
by Habana Baba January 5, 2014
Get the cactus mouth mug.Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
Get the Man Cactus mug.Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
by Cactibabe April 23, 2014
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Get the cactus waffle mug.Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
by Cactus D'Cactus December 11, 2014
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