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Brandon

The name Brandon is the most meaningful name on this earth. It means a kind, caring, and loving. It is the MOST amazing name on this earth. Anyone named Brandon WILL make you smile somehow, some way. Brandon´s are usually goofy.
Brandon makes me feel special
by anamariiiia July 30, 2017
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Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.
Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia
by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019
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Brandon is a fat loser that sits on his ass all day and plays ark and offline raids yoy
Brandon is back at it again with the offline raiding
by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018
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Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone
Ahh brandon is so stupid
by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019
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An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.
Brandon is such an ass
by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018
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a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018
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the best looking guy around he is a sexy babe that is amazing he goes to linden and i just love him he is very nice, athletic and most of all just the most amazing guy i love him so much
brandon is sexy
by Brandon's gf May 14, 2018
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