Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. 
Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.
P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A person who loves the dick more than life itself. There's nothing on earth that can quench their thirst for dick. They have a ravenous hunger for man chowder for din din.
by Browncorn May 20, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. He’s the most breath taking person ever, he will make ur heart beat a different way and has a way of making u fall in love with him everyday . He’s also the best basketball player you could ever meet⛹🏽 ♂️He is more then just talented he is the best at everything he does and he also works very hard, harder then others. He usually is muscular and feels amazing to hug he is very kissable✅. Be careful not to loose him tho, not the way I did and once u get the chance take it he’s worth everything and anything❤️ That’s the definition of my Brandon💘
Omg is that Brandon 👑🔀
by Awe it’s v***** June 25, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.