Marcel Bras

A Marcel Bras pretty much will kill you or/and anything in his path, so he is pretty much a homicidal maniac.

History:
A Marcel Bras is an extremely effective killer and should be feared, he was born and bred in Poland and was taught the ways of the polaks until he reached the age of 12.

It is unknown of his kill amounts, however, it is most certainly in the thousands, no one has escaped hm.

Guy: "get out of my way"
Marcel Bras: *uses his mystic teachings*
guy: *dies*

by GeneralThatGuy April 24, 2019

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push-up bra

A feminine upper-body undergarment made from soft stretchy material dat permits an eager stud easy and safe/painless-for-da-gal access to her chest-pillows by simply grasping da garment's lower edge and pulling it upwards, rather than his having to untie/unhook anything.

A push-up bra may indeed often be a real stud-pleaser, but it can also make da task of uncovering "The Merchandise" feel too easy and effortless... any prize seems sweeter if there is at least a bit of difficulty in attaining access to it, and so a guy will savor a chesty chick's allowing him to fondle her "twins" all da more if he has to labor a bit in order to get to dem, da way he would with just a "standard" firm-fabric-and-fastener-equipped "over-da-shoulder-boulder-holder" . If da hot 'n' heavy-breathing dude simply remembers to be careful and gentle while "unwrapping his gift", there should be little risk of damage to either Miss Buxom or her undergarment.

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

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