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Bollocks

Kieran’s got big bollocks.
by anonymous June 14, 2025
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Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”
Oh bollocks I forgot
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.
"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021
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Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
by Busspass February 12, 2023
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bollock monster

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.
by Nikcox December 6, 2021
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