slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there

That bollock gargle was amazing hunby

by Bollock gargler 69 December 23, 2020

You can bet your bottom bollock

A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet

"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"

by The Accuntant March 20, 2024

Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”

Oh bollocks I forgot

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023