Kick a Blonde Day

The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)

Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.

Kick a Blonde Day by retardedblonde2023 January 27, 2019

blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

blonde roots are showing by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

bleacher blonde 

One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)

"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"

bleacher blonde by sarahfara53 July 27, 2009

Strawberry-Blonde 

Sandwich grip half ass quarter turn jerk. And sloppy suck the rocket like you are sipening gas from a 1986 Toyota Tacoma

sloppy blowjob

She strawberry-blonde me all night long.

Strawberry-Blonde by Harmiley December 14, 2018

Black on Blonde 

When a blonde girl prefers black cock to white. It's not unusuall for the blonde to be in a gangbang when this happens.

She loved nothing better than to have 2 big black cocks penetrate her tight ass.

Black on Blonde by <insert> October 2, 2004

Blonde 

A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*

Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.

Blonde by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

blonde with sand

A coffee with cream and sugar.

I'll have a scone and a blonde with sand please.

blonde with sand by Her Dudeness February 27, 2006