sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'
"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"
by kyleawesome August 30, 2011
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Dropping Biscuits

Taking multiple shits throughout the day.
Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.

This new diet has me dropping biscuits.

Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
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cinnamon biscuit

A cinnamon biscuit is when in the middle of sex with a partner, you throw cinnamon in their face, and then surprise them with anal sex while they are distracted.
I totally cinnamon biscuited this chick last night and now she won't call me back, but it was amazing, like banging a Christmas cookie.
by DogsWithPocketSand November 11, 2017
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turn a biscuit

"Don't make me turn a biscuit on your bitch ass."
by MarquisDMustache April 08, 2010
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Shizz Biscuit

A Shizz biscuit is an insult that is not insulting. When you do not want to hurt someones feelings, or some who you don't want hearing you insult someone is around, Shizz Biscuit is a name to call some one in order to playfully call them a name and theirfore is approprate in that kind of situatution.
by DONTEMAILMEEVERIMADEANEWACOUNT December 27, 2009
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Boberry biscuit

A big ass biscuit that looks like your girlfriend. One touch of this biscuit will make you skeet your pants
Thats y u built like a Boberry biscuit
by Cooper is wierd December 10, 2019
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