Bootyhole Beater

When you try to fist someone's ass hole but your fist is too big.

Man, you're a bootyhole beater.

by One guy who is chillin' November 11, 2021

Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.

“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”

by Phlegm13 November 16, 2021

Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin

This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.

by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

Beater monkey

When someone looks beat as fuck

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021

Bread beater

A male rubs penis on bread till he cums, then female eats it

Male: You want some bread
Female: yes
Male: what do you want on it

Female: bread beater
Male: squirt

by Bread beater June 3, 2021

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012