Banana Envy

The feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana

Stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with Banana Envy bro

by DOZMcOZ September 27, 2009

banana grundle

"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.

Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?

by SlowForward88 October 11, 2020

Holey Banana

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

by xBSTx July 13, 2009

polite banana

The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.

The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...

Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...

(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)

by Crycket April 27, 2008

Banana Friday

Banana Friday is a tradition where people wear yellow colored clothes on Friday. Eating bananas is also strongly encouraged. When people are asked why they are wearing yellow, they must exclaim, "because it's banana Friday!"

Anyone can start a banana Friday movement so long as two or more people wear yellow clothes on Friday.

Person 1: Why are you all wearing yellow shirts?
Person 2: Why because it's banana Friday!

by TheRealTorizzle February 2, 2015

banana jubilee

Another word for blowjob. A banana jubilee can be talked about in front of the public-at-large to avoid eavesdroppers being jealous or suspicious.

"I got an awesome banana jubilee from Stacy yesterday!"

by stephen-abootman April 10, 2019

banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his

sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020