Cum bagel

A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.

If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.

by TheLizM October 19, 2010

bagel test

a test about how relaible you are.

some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.

by conservative_rabbit March 27, 2011

Hey Let's Bagel

I'm ready to go... Let's leave

when a party begins to suck... Let's Bagel

by Amanda November 4, 2004

Bageling

The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.

Let's go bageling on Tuesday!

Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"

by bagel wizard December 31, 2012

Bagel Dog

A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.

Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.

by Definitely NOT a Jew February 4, 2009

Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008

bagelin

the act of what a bagel does at any point in time during its existence.

The bagel is bagelin.

by Kerry and brittany January 11, 2009