bald guy nod

The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".

I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.

by Handle already in aaaa June 18, 2020

bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003

nice bald kid

A kid with a short haircut, typically blond. Typically not nice and has racist tendencies.

"Hey man are you hanging out with John?"

"Yeah he is a nice bald kid."

by Ye Dude September 27, 2009

bald headed sally

woman who shaved her head bald

Deb got the hair clippers and gave herself a bald headed sally

by yamamamon January 7, 2012

Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.

Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.

by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009

Bald Field Gnome

1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat

Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy

by Anonymous June 7, 2003