bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

bald egg beffrey

Jeffrey Holzbaur

Oh no looks like Bald Egg Beffrey started a FaceTime.

by PotatoSaladX March 14, 2021

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003

nice bald kid

A kid with a short haircut, typically blond. Typically not nice and has racist tendencies.

"Hey man are you hanging out with John?"

"Yeah he is a nice bald kid."

by Ye Dude September 27, 2009

bald headed sally

woman who shaved her head bald

Deb got the hair clippers and gave herself a bald headed sally

by yamamamon January 7, 2012

Bald Field Gnome

1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat

Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.

Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.

by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009