goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.

Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"

by Goose Lad July 23, 2015

The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.

"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

ethnic banter

Jokes that ate based on ethnicity

you need to be careful what jokes you say at work . They don't seem to appreciate ethnic banter.

by Minator.D January 26, 2018

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches off of other creator's good content.

Person 1: Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid

by Alexwack September 7, 2018

follow baiter

Someone who follows you on social media so you follow them back . They delete you and use you to get up

This slut on IG is a follow baiter. She just wants the fame.

by Eff security April 5, 2019

gang bantered

Being surrounded by people who think they have grade A banter. But it's the worst you've ever heard.

Lad, I've just been gang bantered by them melts.

by JohnDenverwitz June 12, 2019