Spain's ass

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.

"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."

by hadesismyfather August 31, 2016

ass-circus

In normal usage, an association of assclowns; see Republican Party Republicans Trump Administration Fox News Hosts; known for exhibiting the most atrocious and egregious assclownish behavior.

However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.

Jimmy Kinnel: "If I am an ass-clown, then you, sir Sean Hannity, are the whole ass-circus!"

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

ass mad

as - (mad), Angry, Pissed, Irritated. Similar to 'butt hurt', only more so.

When Steve found out that I used his toothbrush, he got all ass mad.

All the traffic made me really ass mad this morning.

by DJ Raizer August 19, 2011

Ass Bats

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.

Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...

by Billy_ott October 25, 2012

honkey ass

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

Velcro Ass

The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.

Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.

by YunChop January 13, 2018

Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet

I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.

by D-McNasty January 1, 2012