alexis llamas

AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.

I can't believe Alexis Llamas is standing hear. I want to cry.

by thewebster1996 October 10, 2013

alexis ashley

Alexis Ashley is another word for a beautiful, smart, funny, sweet yet not perky girl. She isn't usually 'popular', but she isn't a 'loser'. She is what you would call 'normal'. Friends with basically everyone. If you ever come to find an Alexis Ashley, don't you ever ever EVER let her go. All of these characteristics wrapped together in one girl is an extremely rare find and are considered to be lucky to any guy who finds her.

Noah: Man, I started talking to this beautiful girl at the Coffee Shop the other day. She was the total package; smart, funny, sweet. It was amazing.

Kyle: Dude, sounds like you found yourself an alexis ashley. You better not lose her, alexis ashley's are really hard to get.

by heyooooooooooooooooooo November 23, 2015

Sydney Alexis

A stinky little girl who has many goopies in her panties and loves to play with people! She is usually really kinky and horny but loves to pray on young boys with lubricated sweaty toes that smell like a weird family that drives a dirty mini van.

She looks like a sydney alexis

by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019

Alexis stopla

Gold digger Bitch just in it for some dick pics and the money

I’m gonna give the Alexis stopla you Alexis a gold digger and a Bitch that just wants money and dic pics

by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018

pull an Alexis

To say you’re going to bed but you actually go hookup with someone.

Emilia said she’s going to bed but I think she is going to pull an Alexis.

by ireallycantfindone October 14, 2022

Dirty Alexis

Eating a waffle off a transgender person's ass, and then licking the remaining syrup out of their asshole.

bro my ass is still sticky from the dirty alexis i did last night

by alexissssss.. November 14, 2021

Alexis Cone

Indie/Acoustic style singer/songwriter from Jacksonville, Florida.

Amazing songs and relatable lyrics paired with an astonishing voice that doesn't make you wanna smack a baby!

Also known as her gangster name: MC Climate Control

Alexis is know to spend a lot of time MySpacin' it with her friends, drinkin' limeade from Sonics, and attending many local shows in the Jacksonville, Florida area.

That Alexis Cone girl sure does sing way better that than crappy Aily girl!

by Cootizzle November 7, 2007