A Girl Who Like Too Party , Drink , Smoke , Cool Kid , Not Into Relationship , Swag , Chill , Funny , Talk's Alot Of Shit , Pretty , Skinny , Spends Too Much Time At School & Not With Her True Friend Back At Home . Blind To See The Right From The Bad . But A Kick Ass Best Friend When She Wants To Be , She Has A Big Heart But She Too Scared To Show It . Has A Habit Of Blocking The People That Love Her .
She Like Soul Sister|Bestfriend|CrimeBuddy| And I Know Her So Well I Made This D E F I N I T I O N Of Alexis Beetz !
by Don'tTripBeetzPennis(; August 04, 2011
AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.
by thewebster1996 October 11, 2013
“Hey, did you see that Lauren Alexis walking down the street?”
“Yeah, that girl was such a thot I had to do a double take.”
“Yeah, that girl was such a thot I had to do a double take.”
by Li9mabAlls January 01, 2022
Eating a waffle off a transgender person's ass, and then licking the remaining syrup out of their asshole.
by alexissssss.. November 15, 2021
I’m gonna give the Alexis stopla you Alexis a gold digger and a Bitch that just wants money and dic pics
by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018
A stinky little girl who has many goopies in her panties and loves to play with people! She is usually really kinky and horny but loves to pray on young boys with lubricated sweaty toes that smell like a weird family that drives a dirty mini van.
by suchqualitydefinitions January 19, 2019
Indie/Acoustic style singer/songwriter from Jacksonville, Florida.
Amazing songs and relatable lyrics paired with an astonishing voice that doesn't make you wanna smack a baby!
Also known as her gangster name: MC Climate Control
Alexis is know to spend a lot of time MySpacin' it with her friends, drinkin' limeade from Sonics, and attending many local shows in the Jacksonville, Florida area.
Amazing songs and relatable lyrics paired with an astonishing voice that doesn't make you wanna smack a baby!
Also known as her gangster name: MC Climate Control
Alexis is know to spend a lot of time MySpacin' it with her friends, drinkin' limeade from Sonics, and attending many local shows in the Jacksonville, Florida area.
by Cootizzle October 21, 2007