Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022

Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Amish powerknob

Is achieved by pulling the long side hairs of your victim thru the side belt loops of your unbuttoned 501's ,your Willie should be out ,now grasping aforementioned side locks you tug to and fro while daryll has your aforementioned Willie in his job resulting hopefully in a satisfactory blowie

Daryll gave me the best Amish powerknob ever

by Daddy gary March 28, 2023

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023

Amish

Black people - used ironically - because it's required.

'A group of 18 men broke into the post office', with no description.
'Yeah, it was the Amish again.'

by I am PulSe May 22, 2023

Armish

Armish is the best person to enter your life. A sweet flower who instantly lights up a room as soon as she enters. She looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl you've ever seen. A happy little human who adores cats. Though on the outside she may look introverted, deep inside she's a smart and caring person who would never let you down. One of the best people you'll ever meet is definitely an Armish, the best Ray of sunshine<3

Girl#1: She's literally the best person to be around!
Girl#2: Who?
Girl#1: Armish of course!

by CattoYerry May 31, 2023

Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.

I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?

by Bryoo April 10, 2023