Abercrombie and Fitch

Overexposed, overworn, and overrated clothing store where customers are unconsciously really paying exclusively for the pretty beefcakes plastered on the walls and the skinny girls with medium-sized breasts, and for the tiny brand labels on the clothes, not the clothes themselves. Face it, their money goes to the "all-american"-looking models, not to mention the employees, and to making such horrible ad campaigns, not to manufacturing their clothes. If you want to a buy a decent pique polo with mother-of-pearl buttons, go to Lacoste. If you want to buy a decent pair of jeans, go to Nordstrom's and buy Sevens. If you're looking for unique but wearable clothes, go to Topshop or Topman in the UK. Thrift at good vintage stores. Don't waste your life on A&F.
Liz: That girl shops at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Tara: How do you know? That logo on her shirt?
Liz: Well, it's the same exact shirt I've seen for the 50th time today.
by i love second hand smoke March 13, 2005
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Abercrombie Hater

An individual who despises Abercrombie for their lack of originality.
Lei Fang, an Abercrombie Hater, loathed the invidious feces-pile known as Abercrombie and Fitch.
by Origami September 30, 2008
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abercrombie & fitch

Clothing for those who try to fit in, established in 1892. It is expensive, but you are just payin for a name, not quality.
Young, check out Jon Orndorff, he got the new abercrombie & fitch jacket, that man is a fag.
by JM October 25, 2003
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Abercrombie and Fitch

An expensive clothing store that does not see the irony in using naked people to sell clothes.
Let's all go to Abercrombie and Fitch and become soulless minions of orthodoxy!
by Ducky March 17, 2005
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abercrombie Kids

The younger sibling of Abercrombie and Fitch.
Similar clothes, yet smaller so kids aged 9-13 can also fit into them. The clothes are a lot cheaper than Abercrombie and Fitch, but sometimes kids think they are so cool because their shirt has the logo stamped across it. I think this store is way better than A&F, since A&F is only for tiny toothpicks. BTW I'm not bashing the store, but that's the truth, it is only made for tiny people. But abercrombie Kids can fit on all kids of all sizes. Most abercrombie Kids ads don't have half naked men in their ads, in fact you go to the website, there's only like 1 shirtless guy, in the store, there isn't shirtless men everywhere you turn. The brand is called abercrombie Kids, but when you go in the stores it will simply be called abercrombie, with a lowercase a.
I wouldn't say it's the most fashionable, but it's very common and popular amongst boys and girls aged 9-13. I can't recall one time this store has gone out of style for everyone who wears it.
Mom 1: My daughter loves abercrombie Kids, but I don't know what to do, it's a bit pricey.
Mom 2: Oh just wait until it goes on clearance. My daughter has 3 abercrombie tops that only cost me $6.

Mom 1: Thanks, I'll go see what's on clearance.

Girl 1: OMG Look at my new jeans and t-shirt! isn't it cool?
Girl 2: Yeah that is cool! where did you get it?
Girl 1: abercrombie! i love it. OMG i'm so cool.
Girl 2: Oh well don't you like my flip-flops! theyre from abercrombie too.
Girl 1: yeah! we're soooo cool because we wear it.
Girl 2: ikr! we're sooooo cool. i bet some kids are jealous.
Girl 3: hmph. im jealous of those abercrombie girls. my mom cant afford it so im just gonna be jealous.

boy 1: that girl is hot because she wears abercrombie.
boy 2: i know.
by DogsReallyRule July 19, 2010
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Abercrombie and Fitch

That store where when you walk by, you can't tell which one it is, so you have to go in and walk around for five minutes before you actually see a sign that states the store name.
Abercrombie and Fitch brainwashes weak people to keep coming back to their stores. They do this with three factors:

#1: MUSIC BRAINWASHING
They have developed a way to brainwash you through their "oh-soloud" music. subliminal messages are pumped through the 50+ speakers that are located throughout the store. The messages they send out are not important ones such as "world peace" or "don't be emo", NO. it's stupid messages like: "BE DUMB AND BUY MORE STUFF. IT'S NOT THRIFT STORE CLOTHING, IT'S 'DESIGNER'".
that's why all the people that shop there are dumb shits.

#2: PERFUME THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS
This one is self explanatory... the powerful stench that eminates from the store kill brain cells and cause brain cancer. this also makes the buyer more gullable into believing that what they are buying is actually "worth the $70"

#3: "TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!!"
we all know this for a fact... A&F needs to turn the lights on so we can A) see what kind of shit we're buying, and B) see how overpriced it is.

all-in-all...
Abercrombie and Fitch, along with Hollister and all those other shit stores are planning to take over the world by making everyone stupid.

My advice?
DON'T GO IN THERE
NEVER
NOT EVEN AS A JOKE
MY FRIEND WENT IN THERE AND NOW SHE'S A BITCH
DON'T GO IN THERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!
D:
fake blonde: "LET'S GO BLOW $800 ON A T-SHIRT FROM ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!"

her stupid boyfriend: "OH MY GOD YES! MY DADDY JUST GAVE ME MY FIFTH CREDIT CARD! LET'S GO GIRLS!"

brainwashed posse: *monotone* "all hail lord Abercrombie and lord Fitch"

ensemble: "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RULERS!"
by that kid with the hair July 13, 2010
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Abercrombie Party

noun
1. A medium to large gathering of well dressed people (usually in Abercrombie, Hollister, and/or any of the like, however not including Aeropostale, because that store is for ugly, poor, idiotic people who think their clothes are 'trendy') at a set location ranging from one participant's vacant or parentless home, to a beach with a bonfire. This is usually accompanied by loud pop and/or hip-hop/rap music.

verb
1. To hold a gathering at which well dressed teens meet at a given location to eat (sparingly), drink (sometimes alcoholic beverages), dance (can be deemed by parents/administrators as 'inappropriate'), and socialize. Usually takes place in an upper-middle to upper class neighborhood.
A respectable car packed with popular, well-dressed 10th graders pulls into the driveway of a large suburban home.
(a group of extremely good looking people exit the car, to meet the sight of a large, clearly parent-free home)
Amber, a popular and well-dressed 10th grader - "Brock, hey! This where the party is? By the way, you look awesome!"
Brock, an equally well-dressed popular boy - "Yeah, this is where the party is! You look hot, too Amber!"
Brock, Amber, and a group of other young, popular teens - "ABERCROMBIE PARTY!!!" - thinking to themselves...
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