500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

Electric Jazz Cigarette

Noun: Philly phrase for a disposable marajuana vape.

Yo cat, can I get a drag of yo electric jazz cigarette?

by Slevenklevra July 25, 2019

Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

cigarette speedrun

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside

Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back

by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 24, 2021

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.

Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.

by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016