Ryan

Coward

Kid: how to you spell Ryan?
Mom: C-O-W-A-R-D

by Definitely not an ASMRtist February 18, 2020

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The most annoying person ever you will ever meet you will think he’s a good person but will betray you. You will want to kick a soccer ball at your head every time you see him!

Did you see Ryan?

Yes I wanna kick a soccer ball at his head

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Hottest kid on the planet and doesn't say the n word

Person 1 "have you met ryan?"
Person 2 "yea he's hot"

by saketh December 26, 2020

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Ryan is a name of Irish origins. It means little king.

Of which most Ryan’s are kings of misheard names.

Ryan: Can I get a small latte?
Barista: can I have a name?
Ryan: Just Ryan.

Barista: I have an order for Bryan?

by EastBayLoser February 24, 2019

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Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

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