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Douche Mooger

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.
Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta
by fnoodles November 5, 2009
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Douche Supreme

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
by lesser-douche February 22, 2009
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Douche Dust

Dust created by any obnoxious vehicle movement, for example:

Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!
Josh: duuuuuude I just got hit by some Douche dust!
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?
by manisgod420 April 15, 2020
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Douche Yacht

Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).
Congrats, Wayne. You are now officially a douche yacht.
by solegit1234 February 22, 2014
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Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.
Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.
by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012
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Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos
by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009
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douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.
" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."
by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009
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