New York Yankees

1.The #1 team in baseball that attracts "bandwaggon fans" but in reality attracts "bandwaggon haters" because they are mislead by every other team who have been owned at one point by the Yankees.

2.The Boston Red Sox #1 rival. Sox fans hate the Yankees with the passions of hell because they were indeed owned multiple times by the Yankees.

3.The evil Empire. Destroyer of baseball. Over-paid egotistic idiots (expression commonly used by Boston fans, the 2nd most paid team in baseball). The Yankees do manage however to sell-out game tickets wherever they go and put butts on stadium seats. The irony.
1. Baseball fan: Do you watch baseball?
Guy: No.
Baseball fan: If you could pick a baseball team you
didn't like though, who would it be?
Guy: Hmmm...Probably the New York Yankees.
Baseball fan: Typical...

2. Boston fans: We were cursed I tell you! CURSED!!
Yankee fan: No, you sucked for 86 years. GET OVER IT!

3. Boston fan: Those damn Yankees buy everything. Baseball's
not fun anymore.
Guy: So you going to the game?
Boston fan: Of course, the Yankees are playing at Fenway.
Those are the best games!
by BuckFoston a.k.a Lady Yankee August 22, 2006
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Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.
"She gave me a handjob but it was a Yankee Doodle Dandy for sure."
by Captain Genki September 07, 2020
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New York Yankees

English: trash

Spanish: el trasho magnifico
By George, let's ruin baseball and buy another player!
by Grady Little February 19, 2004
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Yankee Doodle Handy

To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.
Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.
by vwhowrad August 18, 2018
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Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.
This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.
by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021
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new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.
Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.
by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004
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The New Yankee Workshop

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.
Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.
by radadam March 24, 2008
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