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Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
by Matt 'Verix' December 27, 2008
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your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.
Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*
by AliceJones__ July 3, 2010
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your moms a face

An insult used by a 14 year old girl to another 14 year old girl in the town of Shelton. It is a mixture between the two common insults "your mom" and "your face".
Girl #1:Haha, your mom.
Girl #2:Your face. XD
Girl #1:Your moms a face.
Girl #2:Oh my god, that means I cam out of my faces vagina. O_O
Both Girls: LAWLZ
by YOUR FACE IS A MOM October 4, 2008
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Your Mother's Face in my Pants

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
by Spydamonkey666 November 18, 2010
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drink blood from the face of your cat

This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.
If you don't shut up i'll drink blood from the face of your cat!
by CuntHunterGinger May 20, 2011
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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.
by moydog April 5, 2010
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