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wizard's wand

When you reach around and finger the butthole of your lover.
She gave me the wizard's wand last night, it felt magical.
by Suspiria907 September 8, 2017
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fuckin wizard

an expression used when someone does something amazing. Also used as another name for reed.
"how did you do that?"
"idk i just did"
"fuckin wizard!"
by reedjones May 5, 2008
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Pure Wizard

A positive feeling or description of something rad
Guy 1: How're you today?
Guy 2: Pure Wizard. You?

Girl 1: Hey, look at this new dress i bought!
Girl 2: Ah man, that's Pure Wizard
by Scott Pilgrim July 26, 2010
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Wizard Robe

When a person's stomach flab is so extensive that it takes on the appearance of a wizard's robe
That man has a wizard robe hanging past his knees!

There was a man on 'Embarrassing Bodies' with a wizard robe!
by NewtfaceImpalaMcEelson January 13, 2013
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Jizz Wizard

Karen has contracted herpes, I think she got it from a Jizz Wizard.
by Erushbass September 23, 2015
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Electro Wizard

This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.
Hey I’m fucking retarded, I use electro wizard!
by SkinnyGuy69420 July 8, 2021
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Wizard of Oz

A movie that, apparently, is about Populism. Because US History teachers have to ruin all goodness in the world and take an innocent children's movie/book and make it political.
Teacher: "The Wizard of Oz represents Populism. And Dorothy actually represents Mary Lease, a populist leader at the time. And Toto represents the Prohibition. And-"
Students: "SHUT UP!"
by shanabanana922 January 23, 2009
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