Sandwich Wizard

1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.

2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.

"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"

"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."

by SandwichWizard III April 25, 2009

Gramma Wizard

An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.

Girl- Thats her MOM? She looks so old!
Friend- Yeah, shes a Gramma Wizard.

by glambert4life June 24, 2010

unicorn wizard

A ginger on the internet.

"That guy is such a unicorn wizard".

by AnonymousScrub67 October 25, 2014

Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 9, 2014

Wizard Lumps

Edible products containing THC, like pot brownies or cookies. Derives from the archaic use of wizard as an adjective by the Royal Air Force, meaning "superb", and lumps due to their shapes.

I barely get high anymore from eating (wizard) lumps all week.

Are these wizard lumps gluten-free or what?

by Cloobus February 4, 2014

wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017