When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
by Barnaby J October 9, 2008

by melsissa July 29, 2008

to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list.
it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week!
that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.
i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.
i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.
i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.
i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
by facemyspacepagebooktwit January 23, 2011

The Best Fan Page in the Universe(TBFPITU) is also known as the loneliest of the Maddox fansites. It's like that retarded kid who always crapped his pants in school. It's so stupid and stinks so bad that no one wants to be around it. TBFPITU has a membership of four retarded kids who crap their pants. They are the site admins.
by ILL34GL3 January 19, 2005

by wdf April 17, 2004

by Boston Travis September 14, 2007

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.
Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.
by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011
