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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
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White Boy

White guys sexually abusing Black boys, and passing it down to Black people’s legacy, and turning them into criminals.
Jamal: Because of those White boys sexually abusing Black men during slavery, Black men of today are turning Black men into sexual criminals.
Tyrone: White boys will be boys.
by LinkxImpa August 21, 2024
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White Boy Vibe

Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.

Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
by AilsaEek June 11, 2019
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White Boy Wednesday

White boys don't get enough credit for everything they've. That's why this Holiday known as White Boy Wednesday will be celebrated the first Wednesday of August. It is celebrated to remember all the white boys and to remember the simpler times: times with no women
Today I Celebrated White Boy Wednesday. I love white boys.
by Groontsquad August 7, 2024
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White boy

The term originated from Black WWII veterans after returning back home from fighting fascist Nazis and were still being mistreated and called "black boy" by grown white adults and young white kids. These Black veterans along with their new found confidence, stood up for themselves and beat down a few white men and said, "I fought for my country...I dare you to call me boy again, white boy!". And thus the term white boy was born.
"I fought for my country...I dare you to call me boy again, white boy!".
by RealTalkTeaching November 15, 2020
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White Boy

This white boy is calling us niggers and beaners
by meyerlansky3030 March 27, 2023
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