weenie defense club

a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.

man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"

by WeenieDefenseClubCharterMember December 1, 2009

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Weenis Rub

The act of taking two weenis's (Males preferred) and rubbing them together. This usually occurs after a celebration of some kind.

Dude 1 "THEY SCORED A TOUCHDOWN! THEY WIN!"
Dude 2 "Gimmie a dab of weenis rub!"

by reds47 November 25, 2009

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When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.

If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.

Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.

Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.

by tbrown68 May 19, 2009

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Teeny Weeny Sweeny

The nicknames given to idiots who jump around the locker room until their boxers fall down and their small dick is there for everyone to see. (helps if ur last name is sweeny)

See our schools football quarterback.

by Maggie Loves Jon August 24, 2004

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eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

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