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Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.
Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!
by Big Loulou August 20, 2013
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dot watcher

Person who watches the dots on their iMessage waiting for a reply.
Waiting for a romantic partner to respond to a text is a dot watcher.
by RTDNECO December 23, 2015
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Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck
Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"
by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020
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poll watcher

for guys it's when old guys in the locker room tend to let their eyes linger on your ballot. or if you're a girl, they try to get a look inside your drop box.
Came out of the stall and a couple of poll watchers were trying to see my hanging chad.
by gingineer November 16, 2020
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Hunter X Watcher

by Shifukato March 26, 2021
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one anime watcher

A person who only watches one show in anime.
Guy: Hey, I just watched one anime, that now makes me a one anime watcher.
by Anime watcher August 28, 2021
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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.

Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.

Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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