jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

gay-wad

a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.

Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.

by CashMoneyK420 April 4, 2022

WAD

"What a Dumbass"

Simply put... no background information needed.

(1)

-"Oh man, John jumped backwards off a cliff and landed on his chin!"

-"WAD."

(2)
-"Do you like money?"

-"WAD question."

(3)
-He cheated on me with my best friend!

-Ugh, WAD punk!

by IXTaniaXI March 11, 2011

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Wad

Cum

I shot my wad.

by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018