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jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018
mugGet the jock in a wadmug.

gay-wad

a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.
Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.
by CashMoneyK420 April 4, 2022
mugGet the gay-wadmug.

WAD

"What a Dumbass"

Simply put... no background information needed.
(1)

-"Oh man, John jumped backwards off a cliff and landed on his chin!"

-"WAD."

(2)
-"Do you like money?"

-"WAD question."

(3)
-He cheated on me with my best friend!

-Ugh, WAD punk!
by IXTaniaXI March 11, 2011
mugGet the WADmug.

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.
Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.
by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023
mugGet the Twat-wadmug.

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough
Sylar can be such a wad of dick.
by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011
mugGet the wad of dickmug.

Wad

by Godddoghot April 9, 2019
mugGet the Wadmug.

Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle
“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”
by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018
mugGet the Grease wadmug.

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