Wad juke : any movement made by a spunk gutter trying to catch dick spit/ejaculation in their mouth.
Wad Juke : bro my girl actually hurt herself last night doing a sick wad juke attempting to catch my kids in her mouth...a BJ trophy is due.
by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

Abbreviation for "What A Darn Shame" or "What A Damn Shame." Often used sarcastically or in trivial matters.
by SDAWyzoohw January 15, 2016

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021

A regular amount of money not enough to accomplish much of anything. Old school term doo wad from back in the era of doo wop music.
Just enough money to get a person into trouble.
Just enough money to get a person into trouble.
Doo wad got tickets to our event, bought drinks, and ate the whole buffet. We added some home health care agency business cards to his empty wallet at closing time after the authorities impounded his '57 Chevy.
by Rosewater Jack June 24, 2022

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
by cassius$ July 18, 2006

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.
Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."
by Yinjaei May 20, 2024
