vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

vaginal shits

The act of straight up shitting out you vag. This normally occurs when you have a blue waffle you nasty bitch. Suggestions is to take care of your vagina you nasty bitch.

You will never attract a mate when you have the vaginal shits.

by Kids twisted sister April 21, 2018

Vaginal dependence

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.

Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control

by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013

Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

by Picking December 13, 2014

VAGINE MACHINE

A GUY WHO IS MOTIVATED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF ENJOYING THE FEMALE ANATOMY. IF IT MEANS CLIMBING A HUGE MOUNTAIN OR OVERCOMING HUGE OBSTICLES THAT MAY BE IN THE WAY TO GET TO THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE, THEN, NO PROBLEM! HE WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTICLES JUST AS A POWERFUL MACHINE WOULD CLIMB UP A VERY STEEP HILL WITH EASE! HIS MOTIVATION IS UNSTOPABLE AS HE GRINDS FORWARD TO GET THE BIG PRIZE OF THE PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT OF INSURTING HIS MALE MEMBER INSIDE THE WOMAN'S LOVE CANAL!

JASON IS SUCH A VAGINE MACHINE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS HE DATES AND TRIES TO SWOON! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE BEFORE HE MET JACUZZI SUZIE AND BACK ALLEY SALLY?

by LOVE YOUR KISS February 2, 2010

vaginal pudding

One of the most disgusting concepts current known by science.
1. A pudding made from raw vagina
2. A pudding made from vaginal secretions.

Makes a good shock screename.

1. I would rather eat some vaginal pudding

2. Her face looks like vaginal pudding.

by Nigroson August 26, 2006

Vaginal Itch

A guy who is a pussy and annoys the hell out of people, especially woman.

That guy is such an irritating pussy he reminds me of vaginal itch.

by Big-Gar December 9, 2008