Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

by Picking December 13, 2014

Vaginal Stoop

An item that a female subject would place in on ones vulva that directs the male subjects penis to to door of hidden secrects. You may ask why a stoop, well its becuase the penis ( with a mind of its own of course ) is only familiar with the so called stoop.

Please come in wipe your penis on the Vaginal Stoop first.

by The Dope Ryme Dealer January 16, 2011

Vaginal dependence

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.

Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control

by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013

Vaginal Hemorhoids

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.

God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.

by Dan gutyyeoiu July 14, 2009

VAGINE MACHINE

A GUY WHO IS MOTIVATED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF ENJOYING THE FEMALE ANATOMY. IF IT MEANS CLIMBING A HUGE MOUNTAIN OR OVERCOMING HUGE OBSTICLES THAT MAY BE IN THE WAY TO GET TO THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE, THEN, NO PROBLEM! HE WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTICLES JUST AS A POWERFUL MACHINE WOULD CLIMB UP A VERY STEEP HILL WITH EASE! HIS MOTIVATION IS UNSTOPABLE AS HE GRINDS FORWARD TO GET THE BIG PRIZE OF THE PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT OF INSURTING HIS MALE MEMBER INSIDE THE WOMAN'S LOVE CANAL!

JASON IS SUCH A VAGINE MACHINE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS HE DATES AND TRIES TO SWOON! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE BEFORE HE MET JACUZZI SUZIE AND BACK ALLEY SALLY?

by LOVE YOUR KISS February 02, 2010

vaginal pudding

One of the most disgusting concepts current known by science.
1. A pudding made from raw vagina
2. A pudding made from vaginal secretions.

Makes a good shock screename.

1. I would rather eat some vaginal pudding

2. Her face looks like vaginal pudding.

by Nigroson August 26, 2006

Vaginal Itch

A guy who is a pussy and annoys the hell out of people, especially woman.

That guy is such an irritating pussy he reminds me of vaginal itch.

by Big-Gar October 27, 2008