Vamping

To stay up all night, like a vampire would because once the sun comes up they turn to dust.

Fuck sleeping, lets go vamping!

by smanginlang August 23, 2012

vampire

ruined by stephenie meyer and her creation TWILIGHT

a real vampire does not/is not:
love

a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions

A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love

only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)

todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans

thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Vampire Wars

Yet another highly addictive game by Facebook/Myspace game giant Zynga Game Networks. Basically, you make an avatar to attract "tasty votes," spend hours voting as "tasty" every member of your clan of >1,000 consisting mainly of total strangers, waiting for your energy and rage to refill, spending real money on favor points to buy those special abilities, fighting with people to get "blood" and "skill points," completing missions to get "blood" and experience points, buying "abilities" from the "bazar" and buying "minions" to offset the upkeep on the abilities, and of course attempting to find your real world worst enemies at Charlotte High School and add them to the hitlist within the game.

Your Commanding Officer: Ever play that game Vampire Wars?

Default Vampire: Yeah, kind of

Your Commanding Officer: What level are you?

Default Vampire: I think it's like level 10 or something

Your Commanding Officer: Oh man, you can do better than that; I'm level 166!

Teacher: No wonder your getting C's in my class!!

by A former PGMS kid now @ PCHS November 29, 2009

emo hot topic vampire

a person who thinks there a vampire and weres everything that they can get from hot topic the also like to copy twilight and think the guy who plays edward cullen is "hot"

Person 1:"Did you see that person just walk out of Hot Topic?"

Person 2:"Yeah they look like some emo hot topic vampire"

by xXxDarknessxXx August 8, 2009

Attracting Lesbian Vampires

A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.

God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.

by pdxpunk July 4, 2010

vampire tea bag

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.

Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.

by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

Vampire Skirt Chaser

Someone who chases after sexy goth girls. Originated from Diana.

You Vampire skirt chaser! I know you're going out there trying to get in her pants!!! Why haven't you called me???

by Selice August 29, 2006