urinal turner

A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.

"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"

"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"

by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Kid urinal

1. Used as a derogatory term to offend short people.
2. The short urinal in a bathroom

1. Dude, you’re such a kid urinal
2. You need to use the kid urinal?!

by Mr. yee December 5, 2017

Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals

(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine

by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016

urine

the liquid gold of life

best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur

"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"

by TheNerdofLife November 22, 2021

Urine and Feet World

Slang term for the University of Massachusetts Lowell, or commonly known at UMass Lowell, where Coburn hall smells like feet and the bathrooms smell like urine.

Zach: Hey, I'm transferring from Middlesex to UMass Lowell this semester.
Chad: Oh, don't you mean the Urine and Feet World?

by UMass Lowell November 14, 2021

Cat Urination

The act of a cat when piss leaves its system

What is your cat doing

Urination

Cat Urination?
Yes

by Juanita Green October 11, 2021