HORN OF THE UNICORN

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card

Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 28, 2011

Dirty Unicorn

When you put a strap-on on your head and fuck your partner in the ass.

Bruh, I dirty unicorned this chick so hard last night I will be washing turds out of my hair for a week.

by Dirty Pony September 16, 2017

Devil’s Unicorn

A Devil’s Unicorn is a very good looking man that has threesomes with couples. (They’re willing to play with both and nothing is off limits)

Tara and David were at the bar looking for a Bull when they spotted Anthony and realized he’s much better and willing to do more. A rare find. The Devil’s Unicorn.

by AJ Schwifty August 23, 2023

unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare

that nigga is still unicorn status

by 94122 December 06, 2009

unicorn horn

(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.

You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.

Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.

by stevie the hero January 08, 2014

unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed

I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS

Unicorns and rainbows

by Diepepe October 30, 2016

unicorn chaser

Serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.

After that goatse, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.

by ksadya May 19, 2007