HORN OF THE UNICORN

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card

Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL October 14, 2011

Unicorn Woman

A woman that almost never comes around, you are considered lucky to lay eyes on. You are considered blessed by an angel to be able to call her your woman. You would do anything it takes to be with that woman and whatever it takes to stay with her. A Unicorn Woman should never be mistreated and you should always make them happy.

Hey man I saw Sarah Conqueso the other day man she is a Unicorn Woman, I'd do anything for her and to keep her happy.

by Kparsons January 15, 2019

Devil’s Unicorn

A Devil’s Unicorn is a very good looking man that has threesomes with couples. (They’re willing to play with both and nothing is off limits)

Tara and David were at the bar looking for a Bull when they spotted Anthony and realized he’s much better and willing to do more. A rare find. The Devil’s Unicorn.

by AJ Schwifty August 23, 2023

unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare

that nigga is still unicorn status

by 94122 December 6, 2009

unicorn horn

(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.

You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.

Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.

by stevie the hero January 7, 2014

unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed

I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS

Unicorns and rainbows

by Diepepe October 29, 2016

unicorn chaser

Serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.

After that goatse, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.

by ksadya June 6, 2007