Turkish Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your cock in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.

Did you hear Nick S. Turkish Roostered Mike last night?

OR

I can't believe I just Roostered my own Grandpa.

by Jizzed in my Pant March 26, 2009

turkish phonecall

engaging in phone sex from the old country!!

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007

Turkish

A group of people who ignorantly deny that the Ottoman Empire committed a genocide against the Armenian people in 1915.

The current Turkish Government does not recognize the genocide that their ancestors committed.

by Justice11 May 2, 2009

Turkish Delight

A totally bad ass move where you are in the reverse 69 position (dude on top, throat plowin...) and you proceed to release a nice steamer on top of the chicks forehead.

Bro 1: Hey what'd you and that chick do last night?
Bro 2: I served her up a nice Turkish Delight.
Bro 1: You gonna call her?
Bro 2: Hell no.

by Born150 July 7, 2011

turkish fruits

This term is used for a variation of sexual intercourse. The man practices the "turkish fruits" by inserting various berries into the woman's vagina and makes her cum all over them with his tounge. Afterwards the fruits are to be eaten by both, male and female.
The effect is said to make the participants paraphilic.

After Mehmet and Ayse had turkish fruits, they had sex for hours.

by miyagiCE July 24, 2008

Turkish Dust Trail

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache

he gave her a turkish dust trail and she never had anal sex again

by squishy42 November 22, 2010

Turkish soup kitchen

The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.

After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.

by Perpetual Expert May 6, 2013