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Tree Nugger

A African American environmentalist, compared to regular environmentalists Tree Nuggers are a lot more violent.
Person A: (Drops a pop can on the ground)
Tree Nugger: WTF? PICK THAT UP YOU BITCH FUCKA!
Person A: Ok alright geez...
by Killer Koke Kan April 22, 2009
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Faggot Tree

A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.

Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
Troy: "Hey, Todd, hows the Faggot Tree?"

Todd: "Ha ha, very funn...wait, what?"
by Michael Cock January 13, 2014
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christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.
"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"
by Jake February 17, 2005
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weapon-tree

What a dumb ass says when they mean "weaponry".
You should be able to shoot today, depending on what weapon-tree you have.
by The tree expert July 10, 2007
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Dj-Tree Man

Dj hailing from Massachusetts of the United States. He has done work with Ludacris and attended New England Tech. in Rhode Island.
"Hey did you check out Dj-Tree Mans new cd?"
by Andrew Whelihan February 28, 2009
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tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.
1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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Tree trunkin

while a dude sits on a tree trunk and a chick sucks his dick
John - last night angela gave me a tree trunkin, i blew my load all in her mouth
by misssuckit June 3, 2010
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