sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Chicken fighting

Chicken Fighting is when a girl uses a mans shoulders for sexual stimulation

Molly went to the river to go Chicken Fighting with Rider

by Elizaaaaa__ June 29, 2017

fighting in the alps

A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.

Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.

by xmalefic June 25, 2007

Fist fight

The lesbian version of a hate fuck.

I can't believe Hilary and Sarah actually hooked up. I bet it was a real fist fight. hate fuck lesbian prolapse

by Doc Bliss March 29, 2015

stick fighting

an excellent way to pass the time at work. meet people, hit them with sticks. can be found at www.stickfight.net

I didn't get any work done today - I was just stick fighting.

by heff February 24, 2005

Status Fight

A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.

Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.

At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.

by jomama217 November 29, 2010

Fighting Crime

Used when people are talking about making out but don't want to use the term making out.

Tyler and Pardis are always too busy fighting crime to hang out anymore.

by Ryan Joel March 19, 2008