Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude

Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.

by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017

Max

That one Dumass who pretends to be a savage even though he’s a skinny piece of shit

Yo u see max
Yea that skinny picenof shit

by Jeffry69 June 12, 2020

Max

The twat that's only nice when wants something, horrible to all of his friends, spoilt boy who uses his parents money, makes fun of mental illnesses

James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.

by Sl4y3r October 30, 2019

Max

A stupid clingy person who thinks everyone likes him when in reality no one do. He is a player and mess wih people's emotions. And makes people uncomfortable. He makes people mad all the time. He is a cute also

Max is an annoying little brat .

by Buttward April 10, 2017

Max

Silly boy.

Max is such a silly billy

by Elliehtw October 29, 2019

Max

Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.

Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?

by Zeki May 27, 2020

Max

Ahhhh, man
That one guy that will either ruin or make your day, yep that one.
He's a nice guy if you get to know him, for some reason likes post Malone ALOT. Is straight (most of the time) but will most likely be friends with girls more than boys..that's just the way he is!

Boy: Yo dude WTF is up with your new BF
Girl : Max? Oh, he's just being himself.

by Randomeguy125$ September 2, 2019