capital crocodile

Equivalent to "Wallstreet bandits". A direct Chinese translation.

How do you distinguish capital crocodiles from barbarians?

by CapitalCrocodile March 6, 2017

capital one cup

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife

"Hey you watching the capital one cup ?"
"No wiping my bum with a knife instead"

by Custardcannon August 22, 2016

capital rule

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie.
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)

(Gives head first)

by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018

grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2017

Granite Capital of the World

Elberton, Georgia
This is where the largest supply of granite has been for centuries

The Guidestones in Elberton, Georgia are an example of the Granite Capital of the World

by Georgiapeach September 16, 2013

Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics

The unofficial de-facto economic system of Indonesia that punishes foreign businesses and companies that create jobs, and employment opportunities for Indonesians, and contribute substantial tax revenue to the government and by extension, the country's standard of living for doing certain things that offend the delicate sensibilities of the Indonesian people in areas wholly unrelated to the quality of the goods and services delivered by these companies.

i.e., releasing an advertisement that certain people believe looks similar to a conflict happening the middle east that may or may not actually be depicting said conflict, or a franchisee of a fast food chain completely separate from the franchisee in Indonesia donating free meals to the military of a middle eastern country in a conflict.

Makcik: Eh, Abang! You heard that McDonalds is giving free meals to the IDF? How dare they support GENOCIDE??! I think they forgot that under Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics we can boycott their brands and cause thousands of Indonesians to lose their jobs, investments and lower our standard of living yet still believe we are doing shit to help Palestinians!!

Abang: Hahaha come on lets teach Ronald McDonald the imperialist what we Indonesians are made of!! Indonesia Boleh!!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023