Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

Corporate Thunder

Cocaine; High Grade Cocaine

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"

by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012

Ceiling Thunder

The loud thunder-like sound when desks are moving on the floor above you.

Yo bro did you just hear that ceiling thunder?

by imryan October 4, 2013

Thunder Slap

The Thunder slap is an act of which while driving a car, an intoxicated or sober passenger reaches out while driving 10+ MPH and Slaps another human being.

He thunder slapped the shit out of the guy running when we drove past him.

by PPMonster August 5, 2012

Thunder Jug

Toilet

After several drinks Jerry had to go use the Thunder Jug to relieve himself.

by Nice guy Jerry January 7, 2019

Thunder Buster

Where you line up a cannon and fire a cannon ball while a women called trinity, spreads her legs wide open;decimating her and making England lose the world cup.

I just hit your wife with the Thunder Buster and now i feel epic

by KingKrabKok July 11, 2018

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is well... a cunt but with THUNDER. Sometimes calling someone a cunt is boring. Too spice it up the term thunder is put before it to make it better.

person 1: You ate my chips?

person 2: uhh yeah...
person 1: YOU THUNDER CUNT!!!

by kiddo11 February 16, 2019