N. - When u pull a bent over hookers thong out of her ass as far as it will stretch, do a line of yayo off of it and let it snap back into her crack creating a plume of white dust like LeBron James' powdered hand clap
by Mikaela Slopko December 29, 2023

by Dr. Fickleboggster June 25, 2025

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.
I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.
I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014

by Sp0bb August 29, 2022

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021
