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Pistol-Wii-pped

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.
Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally 'Pistol-Wii-pped' me."
by Paul Lockyer "Doors" April 29, 2008
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wii-nied

(like denied). accidentally using your wii controller (wiinis) to control a different device in your home. Usually occurs when consuming alcohol.
"I couldn't figure out why the volume on my TV wasn't going up, then I realized I was being wii-nied."
by Ruthless Johsnon October 1, 2007
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hugh Wii

A pimp, playa and hustla who has sex with Antonio Banderas blow up dolls.
Hugh wii is like "hugh" with a wii at the end.
by the real Antonio Banderas August 21, 2010
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PS-Wii-Sixty

Owning all the major gaming consoles (as of 2010). The PS3, the Wii and the XBox 360. This means you can play any game at any time, online or off.
Tony: Man, that new game is a PS3 exclusive. I really wanted to play it, too.
Jabroni: That's cool, we can play it at my house. I have a PS-Wii-Sixty.
by Transformers3People0 May 15, 2010
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Wii-Tard

A person who is incapable of playing the Ninetendo Wii.
While playing Wii Sports, Bob missed the baseball. Bob is a Wii-Tard
by Jacob Cobb December 24, 2007
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vagina kart wii

Vagina kart Wii is played by a girl shoving a Wii remote up her pussy and bending her body in order for the controller to move inside the pussy, allowing the noob female gamer to control the movements in the game. Before this is done the 2, or accelerate button is duct taped down on the Wii remote to ensure that their character is still moving. This could also be played with the Wii remote inside the anus.
This hardcore Japanese chick told me how to play vagina kart Wii the other day, it was intense. She says she still pwns in Mario kart while experiencing an orgasm.
by KidWhoLags69 January 16, 2014
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