Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021
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Ryan, someone who's brighten up my life making me feel so cared for and loved. He has the sweetest smile that captures you instantly and makes you feel so warm inside. He listens to me ramble on about my day and listens to my struggles and tries to help me to the best he can which makes me feel not so alone. There isn't a day that doesn't go by where I don't think of him, I miss him instantly because never has someone made me so welcome and happy. He is perfect, utterly perfect in everyday. I love Ryan but he doesn't know that fully yet.
Its Ryan, he's my happiness
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