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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019
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Jun Long

Jun long is one of the best people you’d meet.

A genuine person with a big heart.
He’s a memer and he loves playing video games.

Jun long is also really cute and tall.

His favorite words are Goddammit.
Goddammit
Oh no, you’re turning into a Jun Long.
by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021
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Long Hannah

refers to being tall and named hannah.
that, i say, is a long hannah.
by DanB-B March 14, 2012
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long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.
Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔
by KTdeuce April 14, 2016
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Long Screw

A term by "Louis Rossmann" while working on consumer electronics such as an a2289 touchbar macbook pro where you put a longer screw than intended into a short screw hole. Ruining the screw hole in the process.
Geeksquad totally just long screw'd this a2289 touchbar macbook pro. Poor little macbook :(
by NotStepbro March 31, 2021
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Long step

Action taken on a hot summer day when your nuts stick to your leg. Typically done in a fashion so that no one will notice you peel them off.
Friend 1: Dude, I'm sweating so much my balls are sticking to my leg.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.
by Lynchum August 13, 2014
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Long Island

Short for Long Island Iced Tea, a powerful cocktail made with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and cola.
by Bill G March 28, 2005
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