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Popehog Day

Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.

This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.

Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...

"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
by Johnathan Ball February 20, 2008
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Day Man

Day Man is a fictional character from a song created on the television series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Day Man is the champion of the sun, he is a master of karate and friendship for everyone. He is also the arch nemmesis and fighter of the Night Man
Dorothy: Have you heard of the Day Man
JB: Hell's yeah girl, he's the fighter of the Night Man, he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone!
by Brock Heron November 3, 2007
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bad day

I'm having a bad day
by Wise Man October 28, 2003
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Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Siblings day

Siblings day is made up just for banta were siblings come together
My siblings are coming for siblings day
by Siblings day April 11, 2017
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Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!
Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009
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Homie Day

The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.

PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.

if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos
person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"
by imlucas_lmao April 18, 2021
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