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Bollocks

Kieran’s got big bollocks.
by anonymous June 14, 2025
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biggest bollocks boy

Based on the pattern of 'bumboy'. A man or a homosexual man, who has the biggest and roundest testicles in the world, with a diameter of 100 cm. Also his testicles are as big as a basketball.
Luigi: is your bollocks huge?
Mario: yes, I have the biggest testicles in the world, so many people called me 'biggest bollocks boy' and it's bigger than Bowser!!
by marcotoa January 18, 2025
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Bollocks

A British term for shit or poop or the number can also describe something that is extremely disgusting or gross or extreme disgust
Bollocks
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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bollock frog

Popular meme made popular by Twitch streamer Nevo1st, where a frog is depicted with brown testicles, hence the name Bollock Frog.
“Have you heard Harry killed Bollock Frog in the Minecraft server?”
by jackfxith January 5, 2026
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Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
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Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
by Busspass February 12, 2023
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bollock yoghurt

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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