Smurf Gorge

This is the same as blue balls. Except this is what the women get.

His girlfriend hasn't had sex in the longest time and as a result because of the fact he dumped her. Also she has no way of getting the sexual orgasm she really needs. If she doesn't get it she will soon get smurf gorge.

She really hates when she gets smurf gorge.

What is wrong with her doctor? I am afraid due to the fact she hasn't had any sexual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.

by Someone20 March 14, 2009

smurf juice

Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.

"That bitch was squeezing Smurf juice..."

by SERvo February 13, 2004

Sith-Smurf

A smurf that follows the tenets of being a Sith-Smurf, and that makes a effort to tilt their team in pre-game (ban a team mates champ, say they're a "Sith-Smurf", take a team mates position) effectively utilizing the Dark Side of the Force (confusion, fear, anger, hate) to empower them towards a rewarding victory or a lesson-worthy defeat.
How to defeat a Sith-Smurf? Use the high ground.

Once again, Johnny, Sith-Smurfs are badass as heck, and follow strong tenets like "always try-hard in game and don't flame your team" as well as "enjoy the journey, observe the phenomenon, bask in the chaos" and "adapt or perish" -- it's the trolls that int your games that you should be reporting instead!!

by SithLordSupremememe November 18, 2020

angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue

after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.

by dan and david July 6, 2006

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

Smurfing Party

A smurfing Party is when the Main aim is to Hit each other Around the face with your Penis as much as possible.

Hey Rom Do you Want to Come to my "Smurfing Party" this weekend?

Sure Thing I Like A Good Penis round the face.

by Gingeeeer November 10, 2010

smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.

hey smurf village!

by D33PAK DALIA April 6, 2020