testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?

Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*

by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024

testicles

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off

I don't like being spied on by my testicles

by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024

Testicle choppin

Something that is awesome or great.

Damn girl that sex was testicle choppin I tell you what

by Duck Avenger August 4, 2022