Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Teddie

The BEST BEST FRIEND EVER they are so funny and will listen to anything you have to say, unless your wrong then they'll come at you like a raging bull

Teddies is the very best

by Ash_Rush October 6, 2023

Invender Teddy-Osu

A super talented minecraft and osu youtuber, who sometimes plays some ~shit~ i mean.. nintendo games.

Also mods games like redacted, redacted, and of course, our favorite, rEdAcTeD.

also, a train.
and aro ake
and maybe a woman

and also probably not gay

SunnyV2 clone

We've gyatt to go watch Invender Teddy-Osu's shit- i mean nintendo content

ikr!

also, ya should go sub to scyye-gaming

by Scyye (discord) November 5, 2023

Teddy

most sexiest guy from the bronx, boy so fine that he got every girl twitchibg and dripping😻😻soo hot actually rs his posture the way he walk the way he talk i aint gon lie i will take it w/o a rubber omgg and bc he from the X he SOO GANGSTA TOOO LIKE OH MYYYplays basketball rly good, rly smart, so hot, can play the guitar

SO F ING CONFIDENT AND SURE IN HIMSELF,has many friends, everyone fw him

overall a big hottie its probs soo long too xx

teddy: *walks outside*
girls: OMG OMG TEDDDY GIMME YO PHONE NUMBAA 😍😍ILY BAE LETS FUCK
teddy: "Damn i pull mad bitches"

by dickrider_fo_🧸 December 20, 2023

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

Teddie

Eddie's girlfriend, Tori, and him. No one knows how long Teddie has been here, but some people guess that it hasn't been long. Some question if Tori and him were still dating when Eddie had feelings for Mya. Some question that if he did, some wonder if it's considered "cheating". Teddie is a relationship that no one knows what to feel. And only some of Eddie's friends, and possibly some of Tori's friends, saw what she looked like. No one can predict how long Teddie will last. But it could be up until they finally get married and start a family that some might think is the "Family with mental issues" considering, Eddie acts like he has mental problems. Some people support this interesting couple, some don't support it and hope for Eddie to find someone better. I feel as if Eddie could do better, even though I haven't seen what Tori looks like, I've heard enough. And no, I'm not telling you who I am.

WHat is your opinion on Teddie?

by Woahy May 7, 2023

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023